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Let’s keep this simple:
your privacy is everything to us.

  • No spam. Ever.

    • You have enough to worry about without spam from us.
    • If you join our mailing list, we’ll probably send you some marketing emails.
      Some of them will be funny. Most of them won’t be, though. So temper your expectations.

  • No selling or sharing your info. Ever.

    • Our customers are the reason we’re here — so when it comes to you and your info, we ain’t in a sharing mood.

  • Your info is protected. Always.

    • Everything you share with us is locked down tight behind our big fancy SSL encryption.
    • If you choose to store a payment method, it isn’t stored with us, but with Stripe. They’ve handled at least a dozen credit cards and do a pretty nice job.

  • Tech we use under the hood:

    • Google Analytics — To help us see how our site is used.
    • MailChimp — To manage our customer outreach. And to make our emails look fancy.

  • Thank you.

    • For trusting us.
    • For shopping with us.
    • For buying our ridiculously terrible stuff.